'Are you mad at me?'
Oh dear, you have no idea how much I hate that question.
YES. I'M MAD. AND BY ASKING THAT YOU JUST MADE ME FURIOUS. BECAUSE YOU, JERK, DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CLUE. YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG AND THAT THERE IS A REASON FOR ME TO BA MAD AT YOU.